12:16:00 PM
Sunday, March 26, 2006
Ooh...Let me tell you a GOOD news! Somehow, unconsciously and mysteriously, those up above bestowed me with a gift =)
Wanna make a guess?
Answer: Yay~ They gave me a fever =D And I managed to keep it going at 38.4 deg. C!!! *sings joy to the world*
After a heart attack 2 days ago due to timetable, I am SO GLAD that another illness came along. Let's all CELEBRATE!!! (I just returned from level camp...anyone remembers the bian tai instructor who asked us to celebrate no matter what we did/what choice we made? =X)
I want euthanasia!!! Especially since I have to report to school tomorrow with THAT kind of timetable.
Gimme the jab now!!!
7:45:00 PM
Friday, March 24, 2006
MY
GODDAMN LOVABLE TIMETABLE OUGHT TO BE
ETERNALLY CURSED BLESSED. IT IS MY GREATEST
HONOUR AND
PLEASURE TO UNFOLD ITS
BREATHTAKING CONTENTS TO EVERYONE. LO AND BEHOLD!!!
LESSON ENDS...
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MON - 2:15pm
TUE - 5:45pm (I JUST TOTALLY EXTREMELY LOVE AFTERNOON P.E.!!!)
WED - 5:00pm (I DON'T BLAME CNNY. REALLY.
TRUST ME.)
THUR - 5:15pm (HCL IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL.)
FRI - 4:45pm (EMBRACE ENG LIT!!! ROMEO ROMEO, WHERE ART THOU ROMEO?
WHY MUST WE KNOW WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? SO WHAT IF YOU GOT STUCK IN THE DRAIN?BREAKS IN BETWEEN...
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MON - 1.5hrs
TUE - 4.5hrs (JOY TO THE WORLD!!!)
WED - 2.5hrs
THUR - 5.5hrs (JOY TO THE GALAXY!!!)
FRI - 3hrs
TELL ME PEOPLE, SHOULDN'T I
EMBRACE IT
WHOLEHEARTEDLY?! AIN'T I SUPPOSED TO BE
JUMPING FOR JOY THAT EVERY THURSDAY I HAVE ENOUGH TIME IN BETWEEN LESSONS TO
GO FISHING? AND I HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH TIME TO
COMPLETE 2 CHEM PRACTICALS EVERY TUESDAY? YAY~~~ THE
HEAVENS ARE KIND! THEY ARE
BENEVOLENT! THEY ARE
GRANDFATHERLY BEINGS!!!
I'M SO
PROUD OF YOU QUEK QUEK. ALL THE
F*CKING CRAP THOUGHTFUL SPEECHES ABOUT
'TRYING YOUR BEST' TO REARRANGE OUR CLASSES SO THAT
WE CAN ALL GO HOME EARLY. I AM NOT SOME 酒家女 THAT GOES HOME IN THE WEE HOURS AND SO 5 O'CLOCK IS EARLY. YOU SHOULD JUST GO SOAK YOUR BRAIN IN ACID+DUNG AND CASTRATE YOURSELF.
Anyway, on a lighter note, I have tried to appeal to 0607, cuz I know someone there has the same combi as me and her timetable is heaven. Apparently, Mrs Lim (the Maths HOD that loves addressing students as 'children~') could not be found after the timetable was released today (you never know if she got hacked already) so I somehow implored Mr Ng (the welfare HOD whom I think is bloody nice) to ask her. Heh, my fate now lies in his hands =X.
But 0607 has poh boon aka 潘普文
(not sure; my assumed way of writing) who is a very normal being. I'm fated to die either ways in either class. However, I somehow also know around half the people in 0607 cuz of first 3 months HCL class and CCA and friend's friend. So I'm not that apprehensive to go there in spite of a wonderful 潘同学 =D.Haiz. My mood now...
"有时候我觉得自己像一只小小鸟
想要飞 却怎么样也飞不高
也许有一天我栖上了枝头 却成为猎人的目标
我飞上了青天才发现自己 从此无依无靠
每次到了夜深人静的时候 我总是睡不着
我怀疑是不是只有我的明天没有变得更好
未来会怎样 究竟有谁会知道
幸福是否只是一种传说 我永远都找不到
我是一只小小小小鸟
想要飞呀飞 却飞也飞不高
我寻寻觅觅寻寻觅觅一个温暖的怀抱
这样的要求算不算太高
我是一只小小小小鸟
想要飞呀飞 却飞也飞不高
我寻寻觅觅寻寻觅觅一个温暖的怀抱
这样的要求算不算太高
所有知道我的名字的人啊 你们好不好
世界是如此的小 我们注定无处可逃
当我尝尽人情冷暖
当你决定为了你的理想燃烧
生活的压力与生命的尊严 哪一个重要..."A mournful girl let loose. Someone come save her.
8:38:00 PM
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
I'm in 0610.
Drats. I was initially assigned to 0602, not that it is FABULOUS or anything, but at least I already know like half the people there, ie. first 3 months peeps, so I won't have to waste my time getting to know too many J1s and such. Fantastically, I was switched to 0610 at the eleventh hour because of dumb reasons like timetable =X.
And from my 2 days observation, 0610:
1) Has 7 guys (same as S5C) and guess what? Only one does not cause sore eyes (which only means he is passable, around CM's standard...) but he has an irritating air around him (don't ask why, some people just have it from the way they present themselves ya?) And there's one that somehow resembles Haogay, not really the features but the HEIGHT, the ATTIRE (you know, short pants long socks?) and most importantly, he's from Maris. *applauds wildly* Amusingly, the guy I mentioned above was also from Maris. Maybe another Brokeback tragedy? =D
2) Has close to 30 people!!! *faints* Don't ask me what those admin people are doing. I can't stand large classes. Possibility of having turtles and other species become high!!!
3) (Maybe not totally a bad thing) Is a chem-maths-econs-HCL class (another similarity with S5C) and the reason I want to bang the wall is because if their chem pract. is not at the last period, I'd have to spend 2 hours per week rotting away, maybe even more. (I think Miao understands.) The only console is that maybe these group of people are as bian tai and as lame and as funloving as S5C since combis are alike? *prays hard, though unwise cuz it'll be harder for me to become normal again*
Besides that, I have yet to make anymore AMAZING discovery. Honestly, I do not spot any abnormal beings in my class YET from all those orientation crap (I admit I ponned half of it for both days alright? =P)
Still, you never know~~~ There might be more to come. *sighs*
11:07:00 AM
Thursday, March 09, 2006
I detest doing personality or other types of tests where the options of the questions belong to the Strongly Disagree to Strongly Agree type. I mean, we can all cheat easily isn't it? I gossip like whoa, but honestly if a question asks: You tend to gossip alot, I would think twice to answer Strongly Agree (though it's true...) =X
Anyway, I found this test on someone's blog while blog-surfing and it's nothing of the 'rate yourself' type. A few simple questions and taa-daa...the results are out and ACCURATE. Must take it k?! =D
For me:
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.
P.S. Now you know how bored I actually am...I actually surf blogs and actually read them and actually did the test. haiz =X
8:38:00 PM
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
I happen to chance upon the music video of a Korean song called 'Parrot' by Howl. And sadly, I was UNABLE to understand it *wails*. Anyone cares to watch it and explain the storyline to me?
Or if you want, you can watch it on a bigger screen
here at youtube.
Hugs and kisses =D
Gosh...I'm turning into a pea brainer =X
3:38:00 PM
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
Yay...I did 2 good deeds today =D
The 1st one:
There was this ah ma that was amazingly juggling three HUMONGOUS NTUC bags (around the size of 3 bags of 5kg rice, but definitely lighter) and is apparently struggling like shit at a TPY bustop. Being a kind-hearted citizen that lives to spread good will around the world, I naturally stood up from my seat and courteously 让位.
The ah ma's eyes were glistening with tears as she slowly unloaded her bags and grasped my hands tightly in hers. The ah ma thanked me repeatedly (I'm serious k!) and put all her bags on the seat. Somehow, maybe it's due to my
irresistable charm friendly disposition, (I honestly have no idea what she was thinking), she strike up a conversation with me.
Ah ma: (scrutinizing my uniform from up to down, down to up, right to left, left to right, front to back, back to front) Eh...Hwa Chong ah?
Me: (晴霹 but manages to keep my smile) No la...Nanyang. Heheh...
Ah ma: (nods slowly with new understanding) Oh...So now poly and JC are almost the same right?
Me: (thinking inwardly, 'what's the link?!', but answers patiently) Urm...no. In terms of courses and syllabus it's very different blah blah blah...
Ah ma: (nods again) Ah...so now Nanyang Poly got uniform?
Me: (再次晴霹, almost 抓狂) Urm...I'm from Nanyang JC.
Thankfully, 105 came and I hurriedly flagged for it. I squeezed out my most sincere smile at the ah ma and made an escape. I think I heard her murmur something like, "Ah...what's Nanyang JC?"
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The 2nd one:
On 105, after settling down, I was thankful that I was finally able to catch a few winks before alighting. However, to my utmost dismay, after a mere 5 mins. into my sleep, a deep and husky voice jolted me awake.
Woman: (middle-aged, with a scarily deep and husky voice) Excuse me, where is the Raffles Town Club?
Me: (trying not to look startled) Around...3 stops more.
However, before I finished my answer, the bus had already stopped at another stop, leaving only 2 more stops to her destination. Great. Now I have to find a way to tell her that she should stop at the stop after the next instead of the stop after the stop after the next.
Me: (gently, after the bus had passed by another stop) Urm...you should get down this stop.
Woman: (with a look that says: 为什么?难道你刚才在骗我?还是你现在在骗我?!) This stop?
Me: (forcing out my most truthful smile and earnest look) Yes, this stop.
Woman: (glimpsing around, clutching tightly onto her bag, with an unsure and frightened look in her eyes) OK...are you sure girl?
Hello! I got D7 for my 'O' levels Geog, DON'T ASK ME FOR DIRECTIONS!!!
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But till, 助人为乐!Hee...maybe I'll get something good in return too =) *eyeing F4 HK concert tickets*
(whistling: my birthday is coming...)
9:51:00 AM
BLOODY BLOODY BLOODY PISSED WITH THAT SICKEINING F*UCKING SHITTY ASS (Let me regain my composure and remember not to blabber the full name of that f*cking son of b*tch) A. Tan.
What the f*ck happened:
I was in the canteen with dear yang simin, merrily ponning the USEFUL GP lecture and when I JUST put down my food on the table, this disgusting voice belonging to the barf kingdom bellowed, "Are you J1 H1 (meaning I'm reading GP cuz H2 is K&I)?! Clear your food and go up (meaning the hall) now! NOW!!! Can't you see the teachers sitting there? You just walk past us like this?! Go! Go up now!!!" F*ck you b*stard.
- Firstly, your tone sucks. It's bloody condescending and authoritative (though you have none) and I felt like pouring the whole bowl of rice onto your 月饼脸.
- Secondly, you don't have to repeat the same statement (yes, he repeated like 3 times as if I'm DEAF; I'm lazy to type out those shit from his sausage lips) so many times. I can hear, just that I choose to IGNORE and not to ADDRESS your god damn sickening presence, get it? (And thanks for shouting so SOFTLY that almost the whole canteen can hear, I really APPRECIATED all the ATTENTION given by the other people around.)
- Thirdly, you want me to clear my food. Thankie-you. It's equivalent to dumping $2 into the sea or shredding it in front of me. I'd rather buy a bottle of fart spray and spray it all over you in case you're wondering. And 谁知盘中餐,粒粒皆辛苦 asshole! *AGITATED*
- Fourthly, the time was 9:30. Lecture ends at 9:45. (afterwords: it ended at 9:43) So you want me to carry my bag, strut into the stupid hall and attend 15 mins of lecture? Slap you.
- Fifthly, GP lectures are useless, boring, and a waste of my 青春. I'd rather find out the different ways to end your miserable and pathetic life. (which I did =P)
Someone dunk that b*stard's head in the toilet bowl and flush it. While he's halfway in there, twist his neck 180 deg. and jam his 月饼脸 (sorry, don't mean to insult月饼 & 脸) repeatedly 100000000000000000000000000000 times deeper into the hole (马桶, I'm sorry) and let all the waste (no offence to the waste, and sorry for wasting you) suffuse into him and eventually fuse as one. Then split his legs open and outwards and get a 100kg baby to bounce on it (sincere apologies to the baby for he/she is now cursed). Get a 10 inch thick leather whip that has been submerged in horse urine for 100 years already and whip his 'pride and treasure'. Finally, get a parang and slash off his toes one by one before plunging them (parang+toes) into his ass. Spray acid all over him for a ready finish and sprinkle potassium over him for garnish. Serves 10. (For effect, pour water over him.)
Main point is: I didn't attend the lecture anyway. I sort of hide in the toilet for 10 mins and messaged simin and miao furiously. urgh. I don't know what is his shitty problem but he chased me up, yet doesn't make sure I go into the hall. Is he retarded or what?
On a more serious note, GP lectures are perpetually useless and I can guarantee that 5 mins into the lecture you'll see me all sprawled out on my chair and fast asleep. Get a life tutors, abolish GP lectures for god's sake. You really think by injecting world issues or other sorts of 'relevant' info into students' head they'll perform wonders for exams? Please la. Honestly, not that I'm being mean, but people like Ed. and CM copy furiously during GP lectures (they can use up 4 pages of A4 ex. bk for one lecture, I'm damn amazed) and I'm sorry, but apparently they're still struggling for GP. As for reading programme, though not entirely useless, if people always focus on doing the same type of articles or some gossip columns then the whole bloody purpose is defeated. Really, lectures are NOT the god damn key to ace GP.
Read more, people (not paparazzi crap mind you); listen to BBC or CNN (like our darling Miss T. *laughs mockingly*) and NOT boast around; or simply, sit down with linguistically inclined people (like our WONDERFUL GP tutors) and talk for days and nights and months and years and eventually you'll get it. Lectures that work one-way are just sleep inducing. GP 是靠自己的! Because there are no definite answers in GP and no right or wrong but whether you have a strong stand and a sensible perspective. Enough said, I know lectures will still go on and on and on. The tutors are blinded just like 齐王!邹忌, 邹忌, where art thou 邹忌?
F*ck you A. Tan. F*uck you.
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P.S. Still having problems with my blog's paragraphing and spacing...I know that it looks fine on Firfox but Internet Explorer is the problematic one!!! *groans*
1:28:00 PM
Monday, March 06, 2006
HELP!!!
Yay, I've changed my blogskin. BUT PROB NOW IS ALL MY ENTRIES BELOW ARE JOINED TOGETHER IN ONE WHOLE BIG CHUNK OF WORDS THAT LOOKS SCARIER THAN AN ENCYCLOPEDIA!!! (unless I type in triple spacings like what I'm doing now but I can't possibly change all my past entries cuz a) I'll die; b) when I change my blogskin again ALL my entries will look pretty wierd and c) honestly, I'm too lazy =P)
HELP!!! Am at my wits end le...Tried many ways to change the template but can't seem to figure out! AARRGGHHH!!!
A BIG THANK YOU & A MILLION KISSES TO MY SAMITARIAN!!! 爱你!!!
1:26:00 AM
Saturday, March 04, 2006
*Don't read if you haven't watched the Sat. White Fish Tank yet!White Fish Tank was commendable and I actually don't mind watching it again =D (anyone wants to spare me a Sat. ticket?) *flashes innocent smile*
However, the 1st story was quite urm...disorientated and undeveloped? It's about an old woman who laid a curse on her cowardly and unfilial (in one way or another) son thus turning him into an idiot (literally) who ends up falling off a window unwittingly yet fatally. His depressed wife followed suit and the old woman is left behind. In the end, she seeks solace in her new tenant, a young man who lost his mother due to his unfilial act, and vice-versa. And what's the thing with the bananas? I was unable to really feel the hatred and underlying emotions of the wife or the ruefulness of the tenant. Furthermore, the mere 15mins was inadequate in allowing the audience to fully absorb the entire storyline. Quite a disppointment I must say.
Before I forgot, there was this part where the wife said:“反正我贱命一条,她要的话就拿去吧!”
(something like that la, my memory sucks)
And I didn't really catch it, so
Me: (to Soo who was sitting beside me) 拿什么东西?
Soo: (seriously and in a 理所当然 tone and quite loudly) 贱命啊!
Me: ...
Anyway, back to the point...
I LOVE the 2nd story!!! =P
It talks about a teenager who was unable to accept the fact that his parents had passed on, and stubbornly dwells in the world of his 'happy family'. However, through the care of his girlfriend, the patience of his counsellor, plus the harsh words from his grandmother, he was finally able to come to terms with his parents' death and embrace the love from those around. Light-hearted and very 温馨, plus our ability to connect with him due to our similar age, it's almost 2 thumbs up! Of course insufficiency here and there is inevitable, but otherwise it's ichiban! =D
Looks like my $8 didn't come to waste, though the 1st story was really unsatisfactory, but the 2nd made up all disappointment. Hmmm...I'll consider White Fish Tank 2007...Give me more surprises baby!
9:05:00 PM
Thursday, March 02, 2006
I'm feeling a little blue, yet I don't know exactly why.
Maybe it's due to the fact that yesterday was the releasing of 'A' level results, plus I chanced upon a hell popular 梁文福 song: ‘细水长流’. I always have a special kind of feeling evoked whenever I hear the last stanza of the song, ie.
“多年以后 又再相逢
我们都有了疲倦的笑容
问一声我的朋友
何时再为我吹奏
是否依旧 是否依旧......”
Suddenly I realised how time is a silent killer. And my god damn 青春正在悄悄地流逝...Bloody hell. hmph. It FINALLY dawned on me that I'm turning 18 this year, and people like haogay and Jas are already allowed to watch M18 le. Oh no...
Someone stop that clock!!!
And as I'm now typing this entry, another minute of my youth just flew by. And in no time, the 2nd intake people will be all settled down and we will start a torturous term together albeit unwillingly. And before long, the mid-years will come and go, followed by the J2 prelims and the promos then the 'A' levels and soon 2006 will be marked down in history.
Shit shit shit.
And it seems PW was only over a couple of weeks ago but hell no. And 红楼梦 is still vivid in my mind. I even remember what happened in Orientation 2 last year. So what the heck am I doing in 2006 filled with images of 2005 or even before that seems just yesterday?
I believe all current or past LEP/HCL have seen this SOMEWHERE near the LEP room:
长大了以后,你才会知道,在蓦然回首的刹那,没有怨恨的青春才会了无遗憾,如山冈上那轮静静的满月。--席慕容,无怨的青春 I must say there will inevitably be some 遗憾 somewhere in life and to have a 无怨的青春 is almost impossible, but still, let's try not to leave unfulfiled dreams behind or you won't be able to appreciate the 山冈上那轮静静的满月 in years to come ya? =P
P.S. Will I turn into a werewolf?
8:51:00 AM
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Mary Poppins Soundtrack
Mary Poppins: Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ayUm diddle diddle diddle um diddle ayIt's...Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!Even though the sound of it is something quite atrociousIf you say it loud enough you'll always sound precociousAll:Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ayUm diddle diddle diddle um diddle ayBert:Because I was afraid to speakWhen I was just a ladMy father gave me nose a tweakAnd told me I was badBut then one day I learned a wordThat saved me achin' noseBert, Mary Poppins & Chorus:The biggest word I ever heardAnd this is how it goesOh...Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!Even though the sound of it is something quite atrociousIf you say it loud enough you'll always sound precociousSupercalifragilisticexpialidocious!Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ayUm diddle diddle diddle um diddle ayMary Poppins:He traveled all around the worldAnd everywhere he wentHe'd use his word and all would say"There goes a clever gent"Bert: When dukes and maharajasPass the time of day with meI say me special word and thenThey ask me out to teaBert, Mary Poppins & Chorus:Oh...Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!Even though the sound of it is something quite atrociousIf you say it loud enough you'll always sound precociousSupercalifragilisticexpialidocious!Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ayUm diddle diddle diddle um diddle ayMary Poppins:So when the cat has got your tongueThere's no need for dismayJust summon up this wordAnd then you've got a lot to sayBut better use it carefullyOr it could change your lifeThe Perlie:One night I said it to me girlAnd now me girl's my wifeWow, and a lovely thing she is too!All:She's Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
*click on the song title to listen to it =PA very very spastic song that I heard way back in Pri. 4 and somehow I thought of it just now =) From the Mary Poppins soundtrack. Bian tai and quite lame I must say =D
8:02:00 AM
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
I saw a new blogskin today =)
Yee-yay...maybe I'll change it these few days! =D
hohohohohohoho...
And bloody hell I just realised that I have to get my 'AO' Chinese Results today =X
*SOBS SOBS SOBS*
O heavens...why art thou so cruel?
Just when I was about to rejoice that I can go back at 1215 today...
Ms. Kwok:
(in the midst of boring morning Assembly, a bian tai voice from afar) Zhi Xin ah!
Me:
(startled from dreamland) Eh?
Ms. Kwok:
(squeezed her way through and stood beside me with a benevolent look in her eyes) Zhi Xin ah, you took Chinese AO right?
"天黑黑 欲落雨 天黑黑 黑黑..."Me:
(trembling, shuddering, shivering) Why?
Ms. Kwok:
(kindly) You have to get your results with your ex-CT today you know?
"风吹落最后一片叶 我的心也飘着雪..."Me: (晴霹) Today???!!!
"白茫茫的世界碎成雪所有快乐都已流成泪而我一个人面对整夜的心碎..."*courtesy of 孙燕姿, 陶喆 & 阿杜Fate is CRUEL.Anyway simin and I are in the LEP room slacking as usual =P
Then suddenly her fiance aka faith sent her a msg:
"却有种叫做时间的东西 说没问題 最后我们会痊癒"
(Don't ask me why. I want to know too o_O)
Which is coincidentally one of the rare songs by 孙燕姿 that I happen to like. =D
了解
等于結束的爱情
我和你 从两个窗口看出去
往事远远地
演著一場无声的电影
没人注意
躲著回忆的生体
帶領我 和你的名字向前进
作废的曾经
留在离开你那天
挥不去
因为太了解 所以很伤心
没有你只好听著风的呼吸
却有种叫做时间的东西
说没问題
最后我们会痊癒
因为太了解 我无法坚定
这一次会要掉眼泪的決定
有些遺憾只能一个人听
很对不起
我还是珍惜
(所有的事情...) heheh...Doing all sorts of random stuff to get me distracted so that I'll stop thinking about getting my bloody results. Somehow, it's not exactly working. Actually I don't give a shit to my grade, since D7 already meets the requirement (surely I'll pass?), and I don't mind getting it tomorrow...so why oh why do I have to be stuck in school till 2pm?!
AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!