BLOODY BLOODY BLOODY PISSED WITH THAT SICKEINING F*UCKING SHITTY ASS (Let me regain my composure and remember not to blabber the full name of that f*cking son of b*tch) A. Tan.
What the f*ck happened:
I was in the canteen with dear yang simin, merrily ponning the USEFUL GP lecture and when I JUST put down my food on the table, this disgusting voice belonging to the barf kingdom bellowed, "Are you J1 H1 (meaning I'm reading GP cuz H2 is K&I)?! Clear your food and go up (meaning the hall) now! NOW!!! Can't you see the teachers sitting there? You just walk past us like this?! Go! Go up now!!!" F*ck you b*stard.
- Firstly, your tone sucks. It's bloody condescending and authoritative (though you have none) and I felt like pouring the whole bowl of rice onto your 月饼脸.
- Secondly, you don't have to repeat the same statement (yes, he repeated like 3 times as if I'm DEAF; I'm lazy to type out those shit from his sausage lips) so many times. I can hear, just that I choose to IGNORE and not to ADDRESS your god damn sickening presence, get it? (And thanks for shouting so SOFTLY that almost the whole canteen can hear, I really APPRECIATED all the ATTENTION given by the other people around.)
- Thirdly, you want me to clear my food. Thankie-you. It's equivalent to dumping $2 into the sea or shredding it in front of me. I'd rather buy a bottle of fart spray and spray it all over you in case you're wondering. And 谁知盘中餐，粒粒皆辛苦 asshole! *AGITATED*
- Fourthly, the time was 9:30. Lecture ends at 9:45. (afterwords: it ended at 9:43) So you want me to carry my bag, strut into the stupid hall and attend 15 mins of lecture? Slap you.
- Fifthly, GP lectures are useless, boring, and a waste of my 青春. I'd rather find out the different ways to end your miserable and pathetic life. (which I did =P)
Someone dunk that b*stard's head in the toilet bowl and flush it. While he's halfway in there, twist his neck 180 deg. and jam his 月饼脸 (sorry, don't mean to insult月饼 & 脸) repeatedly 100000000000000000000000000000 times deeper into the hole (马桶, I'm sorry) and let all the waste (no offence to the waste, and sorry for wasting you) suffuse into him and eventually fuse as one. Then split his legs open and outwards and get a 100kg baby to bounce on it (sincere apologies to the baby for he/she is now cursed). Get a 10 inch thick leather whip that has been submerged in horse urine for 100 years already and whip his 'pride and treasure'. Finally, get a parang and slash off his toes one by one before plunging them (parang+toes) into his ass. Spray acid all over him for a ready finish and sprinkle potassium over him for garnish. Serves 10. (For effect, pour water over him.)
Main point is: I didn't attend the lecture anyway. I sort of hide in the toilet for 10 mins and messaged simin and miao furiously. urgh. I don't know what is his shitty problem but he chased me up, yet doesn't make sure I go into the hall. Is he retarded or what?
On a more serious note, GP lectures are perpetually useless and I can guarantee that 5 mins into the lecture you'll see me all sprawled out on my chair and fast asleep. Get a life tutors, abolish GP lectures for god's sake. You really think by injecting world issues or other sorts of 'relevant' info into students' head they'll perform wonders for exams? Please la. Honestly, not that I'm being mean, but people like Ed. and CM copy furiously during GP lectures (they can use up 4 pages of A4 ex. bk for one lecture, I'm damn amazed) and I'm sorry, but apparently they're still struggling for GP. As for reading programme, though not entirely useless, if people always focus on doing the same type of articles or some gossip columns then the whole bloody purpose is defeated. Really, lectures are NOT the god damn key to ace GP.
Read more, people (not paparazzi crap mind you); listen to BBC or CNN (like our darling Miss T. *laughs mockingly*) and NOT boast around; or simply, sit down with linguistically inclined people (like our WONDERFUL GP tutors) and talk for days and nights and months and years and eventually you'll get it. Lectures that work one-way are just sleep inducing. GP 是靠自己的! Because there are no definite answers in GP and no right or wrong but whether you have a strong stand and a sensible perspective. Enough said, I know lectures will still go on and on and on. The tutors are blinded just like 齐王！邹忌, 邹忌, where art thou 邹忌?
F*ck you A. Tan. F*uck you.
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P.S. Still having problems with my blog's paragraphing and spacing...I know that it looks fine on Firfox but Internet Explorer is the problematic one!!! *groans*
