^ The god forbid gacha machines.
Can you imagine inserting $3 and end up getting a grotesque Monokuro Boo purse/handbag/pouch/?! the size of your palm, made out of a thin filmsy cloth with a shabby black strap attached and no fastening means (aka zip, valcro, button, hook, buckle) at all?! I swear to the heavens that this filthy thing cost no more than 50 cents in pasar malams! I feel so bloody cheated! *hangs white cloth on ceiling and contemplates suicide*

Alas, I'm the idiotic imbercile who laid eyes on that particular dumbass machine. I was the retarded fool who forked out $3 when I could have used that to buy another 蛋饼 from 士林 (by the way, the 香肠芝士 one was nice =D). I was the obnoxious nincompoop who made the ludicrous decision. It all boils down to the intelligent me. *sighs*

To all my sane and sensible friends: PLEASE pull me away from any gacha machines! Or at least make sure I'm at least 50m away from them! DON'T LET ME TRY MY LUCK ON THOSE THINGS ANYMORE BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE IT!!! *wails bitterly*