Heh it's time I come out of the covers and assure everyone that I'm still alive AND kicking!~! Oh and yes, I really want to
KICK someone hard in the ass X(
The lengths people will go for money (ooh the root of all evil) and freedom and other forbidden fruits make me O_________O Argh I'm so bloody vexed now! Damn that f*cking maid of mine, really, she should go burn in hell.
I mean, are we ill-treating you in any way, dearie? Hello, we paid you accordingly
(HAHA scrape that. I'm pretty sure we upped your salary eh?), we didn't deprive you of anything
(you think we're unaware that you finished the Finnish loaf? That bread was OH SO CHEAP!) and we gave you all your basic necessities
(ah...maybe your needs aren't that basic which is why you need to buy stuff like OLAY WHITENING CREAM yeah? Hmm that beats me...Why would you need to be Snow White when you're a domestic worker whose duties is to fulfil household chores? Oh and OLAY must be very affordable for you! *nods firmly*).In case anyone is wondering if I'm like the witch in Hansel & Gretel who locks people up and ultimately eats them, I'm NOT. =/ I'm trying to be as forgiving and understanding as possible, (really, I am) but alas I'm not a saint so all I want to do is skin her alive and dump her in dung.
So what had she oh-so-wrongfully done to deserve such condemnation? *clasps hands together*
Ah ha! Let's see...
1) Stealing (at least) $150 from my grandparents (how morally right to steal from the old folks!), not counting the missing loose change and dollar notes for the past months (I reckon they all add up to quite a hefty sum) which she believed had 不翼而飞! How amazing~! $$$ vanishing into thin air! =O Are we the Copperfield family?
2) Flipping through my parents' account books and obtaining our handphone numbers without our knowledge! Going through the accounts is a deadly sin for sure...But what is spine chilling is how she got hold of the numbers! No one gave her ANYTHING =/ Oh yes, and where on earth did she manage to own a handphone?!
3) Sneaking out of home stealthily in the afternoon without permission for almost the whole month when my mum was overseas! Please, if my grandparents weren't octogenarians then her existence would have been insignificant! Why would we need someone in the house to tend to them if they are YOUNG, HEALTHY and FUNKY?
4) Keeping a boyfriend when she is married with a CHILD. Plus, she ain't exactly aesthetically appealing for God's sake! *smirks* Ooh how sweet and touching, all those lovey-dovey letters she stuffed under her bed! Aww such a pity that we only found out when packing her barang barang for her...But what earth-shatteringly absurd news!!!
5) She dug through my belongings and took this Anna Sui perfume (a graduating gift from a close friend) and finished HALF A BOTTLE!!! Holy shit. That one I didn't have the heart to unwrap it and she had the audacity to use it! X[ (Trust me, I was seriously upset. And I almost tore down the house =/)
Plus many other offences which I couldn't be bothered to list them (lest my temper boils ^___^). Anyone broke a mirror at home? That's why bad luck came our way? Ah...or I'm simply too evil so it's 恶有恶报? Maybe I've got to reflect on the bad karma I've accumulated through the years! Who knows if I'll end up being banished to hell when I leave the mortal world? =O
Anyway we can't stand the sight of that heinous villain for another moment so she is gone for good =D I'm keeping my fingers crossed that the devils don't knock at our door a second time =) O good heavens, be kind to us!
Heh enough of that revolting topic ^0^ Life's pretty hectic...Of course I have mid-years to thank for! *hugs mid-year papers* But comforting thought is that I'm already halfway through so I'm gonna be over and done with it soon! 4 down, 3 to go~! (*sighs* Including the Econs Paper 1 make-up since I was absent on the day of exam -_______-)
YAY~! Finally a decent update after a gazillion years! =) You guys missed me? =P *rotten eggs come flying* Hee to all 变态s (FYI, reading my blog makes you one XDDD), may the force be with you in everything! Take care ^___^ (And stay 变态 =D)